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Lighter moments with a sting in the tail .....

Risk Analysis Could you move down a tad Sir? This is Mrs Higgins' place	Security Review Do you want it in tens or twenties?	Profit Optimisation Who forgot to chase up debtors?
Corporate Fraud They're fraud investigators and they never relax.	Evidence Gathering He sold us 5,500 boxes with no slots	Surveillance Mrs Scrubbs will now read us the contents of our competitors' wastepaper bins
Due Diligence He only got the job through the old boy network, they used to share a cell together.	IP Services Judging by that it must have been counterfeit	Management Advice Some of you have not attended a debtors meeting before.
Business Intelligence No, Mr Smith, the writing is on the wall.	Litigation Support It's worse than you thought - Maxima has found the smoking gun.